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Psst: Wanna share me with your friends?
...I'll make it worth your while.
Purchase three copies of Lethal People and receive a free T-shirt. Click here, tell me your size, and I'll make sure Darwin's people send you something you'll be proud to wear.
Guys: you don't need my help. Slip it on, check yourself in the mirror. You never looked so good. What's that? Hey, no problem. You're welcome. Now go out in the world and make your statement.
Ladies: this can be a bit tricky, so let me walk you through it. Start by stripping down. Yeah, that's right. Because you're going to want to feel the material against your skin. Now lift your arms...Nice. Okay, now stay like that a minute, while I calibrate your size. You can't rush these things, there's a process. Let me put on a little music...
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